I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It was confusing and full of hummus
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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