Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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