i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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