Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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