But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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