i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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