What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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