Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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