Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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