But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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