what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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