One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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