We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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