hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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