People with herpes should wear stickers.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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