Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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