He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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