I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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