I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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