Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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