The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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