i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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