Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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