Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I skipped work to stalk him.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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