some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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