On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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