you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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