That's intense
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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