I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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