Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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