Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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