Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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