I must be too annoying 4 u.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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