Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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