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(312): View more from Illinois

i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

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hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(510): View more from California

On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.

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(217): View more from Illinois

We're knee deep in HJ's right now.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D

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(205): View more from Alabama

I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.

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