If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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