new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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