I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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