he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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