Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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