You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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