i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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