bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
