Pappa wants mamma naked
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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