I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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