By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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