i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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