This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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