doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
