Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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