The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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